Disney



Disney (aka The Empire of Evil) is headed by Satan and his minion George Lucas. They have had plans to take over the world for a long, long time. Together as the Forces of Evil, all the Disney peoples continuously destory all the young dudes' minds.

The Lion King
Oh Yes, THE LION KING! The Forces of Evil have you fooled if you even think this is a joke!!!!!! Around half-way through the movie (if you can last that long, if you can you deserve a medal.) Matthew Broderick's lion falls into the leaves/dust and in "FRAME-BY-FRAME" it spells out S-E-X. ALL WE ARE IS SEX IN THE WIND. of course it could just be S-F-X... but naw, it couldn't be that. Disney is EVIL after all.

The Little Mermaid
If you own this movie, pull it out and look at the cover. LOOK AT IT! now don't tell me you're thinking of a penis. Don't you dare tell me you're thinking of a penis. Because THAT is NOT what it looks like. The castle spire do not look like freakin penis'.